Small Town Living

The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.

Friday, September 12, 2008

My Mother said there would be day's like this.......

Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light Bulb?

Woman's Answer:

One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this House knows HOW to change a light bulb! They Don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!

I'm sorry. What was the question?

This here is a picture of ducks at the pumps......talking about a menopause moment:) lol!!!

The scene..... me trying to pump gas(liquid gold) and deal with ducks at my feet. They were not afraid of me, nor scared off by my rantings at the pump:) You know what I'm talking about:)


Melissa Lea said...

Funny funny!!!!
Have a great weekend!

Anonymous said...

So glad I am not the only one that has people like this in my house. I get so frustrated! How do you deal with 3 guys? You are a saint!!!

K. Tilley said...

Bad day huh! Want to spend the night at my house tonight? LOL

Deedra said...

LOL. A woman doesn't have to be in menopause to have that reaction.I think we all pretty much do that from time to time.....or daily. haha!

p.s...I'm gonna get your prize package to you! I've been running crazy the last few days!

Cheryl said...

Oh girl how funny you are! I love it! Great Post!

Lisa @ The Preacher's Wife said...

Do you have a bug planted in my house? As far as I know, I'm not hotflashing yet but you'd never know it by my rants!! :))

And where were the ducks?? At Frankies??