This should be no surprise to anyone who knows me. I have trouble with a capital T, in finding the right words to say. Heavens to Betsy, you add an audience in front of me....all you are going to get is.....blaaah, blubber, stammering, jumbling mess of words.
I'm calling Hubby at work, where he is the boss, and I ask the lady, "Hello, may I speak to Carrie:)"
Hello! Knock, knock, brain, or whatever is supposed to be occupying space in my head......where were you on that?
Thank goodness she is a nice lady who understands me:). Therefore, she and I had us a good laugh:)
Then there are times when I say waaaaay too much. To which I beat myself up for days over such ramblings. I need a muzzle! Seriously!
I would never intentionally want to say something to hurt or destroy. I pray daily for God to bridle my tongue and for me to let Him.
Back on a funnier note. The bunch of girls I'm blessed to sing with at church had a good laugh last night. Believe it or not, it wasn't at my expense this time. Dear friend S, has a touch of my wordiness. "Yelping" about John the Revelator. Who knew? All this time we should have been yelping about John's vision of the New Jerusalem. She really wasn't that far off. As young pups in Christ, shouldn't we cry out with a loud shrill, the wonderous works of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ? Amen!!
Then there are times I switch the letters of couples first names. IE....Muddy and Byra. Sorry Auntie M...I figured you wouldn't mind:) lol!!!
I've posted below the best of the best! Enjoy!!